CD1. Scene 1: You Need a Ticket to Breathe the Air2. Scene 2: A Few Things I Collect Beside Bus Tickets3. Scene 3: Any More Fares Please?4. Scene 4: It’s a Kind of Interesting Rubbish5. Scene 5: Scarper!6. Scene 6: Forty Sheep and Twenty Reindeer?7. Scene 7: Coughs and Sneezes Spread Diseases8. Scene 8: Except Take a Piss9. Scene 9: DoodlebugCD1. Scene 10: A Famous Cup of British Tea2. Scene 11: This Was a Good One – Ponders End to Waterloo3. Scene 12: I’m Highly Adept at the Tango4. Scene 13: Show Me a Bike5. Scene 14: Chuk Persh Szing6. Scene 15: Happy Birthday, Dear Michael7. Scene 16: I Am Having Trouble With Hanky Panky8. Scene 17: Latin À La Hammersmith Broadway9. Scene 18: A Hundred Stops but They Have No Names10. Scene 19: I Was Trying to Explain Something About Dada