Monty Python”s Total Rubbish The Complete Collection Slipcase 9 LP +7” + BOOK!!!

Side one:

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man with Three Buttocks
3. Crunchy Frog
4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5. The Mouse Problem – 3:14
6. Buying a Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview

Side two:

1. Arthur Two Sheds
2. Children”s Stories
3. Visitors
4. Albatross
5. Mr Hilter
6. The North Minehead By-Election
7. Me, Doctor
8. Dead Parrot Sketch
9. Self Defence

LP2: Another Monty Python Record

Side one:

1. Apologies
2. Spanish Inquisition
3. World Forum/Communist Phonecall
4. Gumby Theatre, etc.
5. The Architect
6. The Piranha Brothers

Side two:

1. Penguin On The TV
2. Comfy Chair/Sound Quiz
3. Be A Great Actor/Theatre Critic
4. Royal Festival Hall Concert
5. Spam
6. The Judges
7. Stake Your Claim
8. Still No Sign of Land (Lifeboat)
9. Undertaker

LP3: Monty Python’s Previous Record

Side one:

1. Embarrassment/Book At Bedtime
2. England 1747 – Dennis Moore
3. Money Programme
4. Dennis Moore Continues
5. Australian Table Wines
6. Argument Clinic
7. Putting Budgies Down and so forth
8. Eric the Half-a-Bee
9. Travel Agency

Side two:

1. Radio Quiz Game
2. A Massage/City Noises Quiz
3. Miss Anne Elk
4. We Love the Yangtze – Yangtse Kiang Song
5. How-To-Do-It Lessons
6. A Minute Passed
7. Eclipse of the Sun/Alistair Cooke
8. Wonderful World of Sounds
9. A Fairy Tale

LP4: Monty Python’s Matching Tie & Handkerchief

Side one:

1. Church Police
2. Elephantoplasty
3. Novel Writing
4. Word Association
5. Bruces/Philosopher”s Song
6. The Adventures of Ralph Mellish/Hot Dogs and Knickers
7. Cheese Shop sketch
8. Wasp Club/Tiger Talk
9. Great Actors

Side two (concentric groove):
groove one:

1. The Background to History
2. First World War Noises
3. Boxing Tonight (Fight of the Century)

groove two:

1. Minister for Overseas Development (aka Mrs. Niggerbaiter explodes)
2. Oscar Wilde and Friends
3. Buying A Cat (aka Taking in the Terrier)
4. Phone-In

LP5: Monty Python Live At The Theatre Royal, Drury Lane

Side one:

1. Introduction/Llamas
2. Gumby Flower Arranging
3. Secret Service
4. Wrestling
5. Communist Quiz
6. Idiot Song
7. Albatross /Colonel
8. Nudge, Nudge/Cocktail Bar
9. Travel Agent

Side two:

1. Spot the Brain Cell
2. Bruces
3. Argument
4. Four Yorkshiremen
5. Election Special
6. Lumberjack Song
7. Parrot Sketch

LP6: Monty Python’s Holy Grail

Side one:

1. Introduction To The Executive Album Edition
2. Tour Of The Classic Silbury Hill Theatre
3. Live Broadcast From London Premiere Of The Film
4. Narration From The Silbury Hill Gentlemen”s Room / You”re Using Coconuts
5. Bring Out Your Dead
6. King Arthur And The Old Woman: A Lesson In Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune Living
7. A Witch?
8. A Lesson In Logic
9. Knights of the Round Table
10. The Quest For The Holy Grail
11. Live From The Parking Lot At The Silbury Hill Theatre
12. The Castle Of Louis De Lombard: A Strange Person
13. Bomb Scare

Side two:

1. Executive Album Edition Announcement
2. Another Executive Album Edition Announcement
3. The Story Of The Film So Far
4. The Tale Of Sir Robin
5. The Knights Who Say Ni!
6. Interview with Filmmaker Carl French
7. The Tale Of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle
8. Tim the Enchanter / A Shakespearean Critique
9. A Foul-Tempered Rabbit
10. Executive Album Edition Addendum
11. The Castle Aaargh / The End

LP7: Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

Side one:

1. Introduction
2. Brian Song
3. The Wise Men At The Manger
4. Brian Song (Cont.)
5. Sermon On The Mount (Big Nose)
6. Stone Salesman
7. Stoning
8. Ex-Leper
9. You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
10. Revolutionaries In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)
11. Romans Go Home
12. What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?
13. Ben
14. Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him To The Floor)

Side two:

1. Prophets
2. Beard Salesman
3. Brian”s Prophecy
4. The Hermit
5. He”s Not The Messiah, He”s A Very Naughty Boy
6. Pilate Sentences Brian
7. Nisus Wettus
8. Pilate With The Crowd (Welease Wodger)
9. Nisus Wettus With The Gaolers
10. Release Brian
11. Not So Bad Once You”re Up
12. Revs Salute Brian
13. Cheeky Is Released
14. Mandy To Her Son
15. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)

LP8: Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

Side one:

1. Sit on My Face
2. Announcement
3. Henry Kissinger
4. String
5. Never Be Rude to an Arab
6. I Like Chinese
7. Bishop
8. Medical Love Song
9. Finland
10. I”m So Worried

Side two:

1. I Bet You They Won”t Play This Song on the Radio
2. Martyrdom of St. Victor
3. Here Comes Another One
4. Bookshop
5. Do What John
6. Rock Notes
7. Muddy Knees
8. Crocodile
9. Decomposing Composers
10. Bells
11. Traffic Lights
12. All Things Dull and Ugly
13. A Scottish Farewell

LP9: Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life

Side one:

1. Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning of Life
2. Birth/Frying Eggs
3. Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures Of Martin Luther
4. Sex Education
5. Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish

Side two:

1. Terry Gilliam”s Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars
2. The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song
3. The Penis Song (Not the Noël Coward Song)/Mr. Creosote
4. The Grim Reaper/Christmas In Heaven
5. Dedication (To Fish)

7”: Monty Python’s Tiny Round Black Thing (7-inch single)

Side A:
D.P. Gumby presents “Election ‘74”

Side B:
The Lumberjack Song